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Wait until she is directly in front of the tank. [Apr. 10th, 2008|06:14 pm]
Overheard yesterday: "My daughter has really good eating habits; I'm trying to immolate her".  Perhaps she is a Tibetan monk. 
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Guess where I pull a rabbit out of. [Mar. 8th, 2006|07:02 pm]
Magician
I'm not telling your actual score. Hmph!
The Magician is free and full of energety. Magicians like to entertain. They like to change things. They seem driven by some invisible force. Things that never change quickly become boring to them, as they live fast-paced lives. They are very creative and able; many successful people are Magicians. Magicians, as the name implies, are often very talented and capable of performing feats that seem impossible. Although they are very artistic, they aren't usually introspective or philosophical. Magicians prefer to live in the minute. Although they really like people and even devote a portion of themselves to the world, they need their space. You can't corner a magician. He'll disappear in a puff of smoke.

The Magician's complement is the kind and generous King.



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You scored higher than 94% on Creativity
Link: The Medieval Archetype Test written by isayso on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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Since you are into the LJs [Mar. 1st, 2006|11:46 am]
Mr. [info]assfingers, Sunday is the Bowlin' for Colons outing and you are a key member of the "semicolons". Registration starts at 12:30 and the colon bowlin goes from 1 until 3:30. Our team is bowling at Schwoegler's and the donation is $25. So, be there or be square, and squares are never fun passing through a colon. Also, thanks for signing up!
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To reiterate.... [Dec. 23rd, 2005|12:57 pm]

My place 7ish tonight.  I will have some eatables and drinkables but if you want something in particular feel free to bring it.

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So, who wants to party? [Dec. 22nd, 2005|09:31 am]
I've been gone for a while due to school related issues.  Namely, getting an 'A' but I don't know yet if my efforts have been fruitful so don't ask.  Now that I have all this free time to just be working what will I do with myself?  Party!  Anyway, party at my place tomorrow, Christmas Eve Eve.  There will be mulled cider, more booze, and food.  Let me know if you plan on coming so I know how much to get at the store.  I am looking at you [info]assfingers, Mr. and Mrs. [info]_guy_incognito, [info]back2me, [info]chairtomorrow, [info]nic_k and spouse, and any other locals who want to get down with the holiday spirit (figuratively).  [info]dragodonna, [info]comkilserv, and Pepper will be there as well as [info]control_group.  Be there or be square or some other geometrically sound shape of your choosing. Edit: My grade was posted today and I did get an 'A'. Come on, lets hear it. Whos house runs house? Martin! Martin!
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Attention all boozehounds! [Nov. 10th, 2005|05:16 pm]
There will be birthdaying this Saturday 8ish at the Brass Ring. Liquor will be consumed, pool will be played (badly), and top 40 hits via the jukebox will be sung (also badly). Come and celebrate my mucusy enterance into life!

On an unrelated note, the Discovery Chanel's showing of "101 things removed from the human body" was all I expected and more. Much to my dismay.
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At least I'm not that dip shit Bert. [Nov. 4th, 2005|11:44 am]

C is for Cookie! )

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Question.... [Oct. 13th, 2005|10:37 am]
Attention mediaphiles, I'm thinking of a scene from a movie that I just can't place. It wound up in a segment of my dream last night and it is driving me crazy. Here goes: a man (young, black, popular actor?) is standing in front of a pair of ginormous monster legs (up to the knee, hairy, fish-net stockings, heels) apologizing for not calling and commenting how she has grown. That is all I have for you, no further plot sticks out in my mind or the name of the actor (Possibly that guy that played "Ruby" from Final Element). Its that loop of song that you just can't place or get rid of. For the love of God help me!
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Me so horney? No, I mean gassy. [Oct. 10th, 2005|10:01 pm]

Crouching Tiger, hidden weiner )

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I'm evil! EEEEEEvil! [Oct. 10th, 2005|09:45 pm]
They call me Richard Tater. Dick for short. )
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Only the good die young. [Oct. 6th, 2005|01:06 pm]
Dear Mr Whedon,
No offense, but you, Sir, are an asshole.

You scored as Hoban 'Wash' Washburne. The Pilot. You are a leaf on the wind, see how you soar. You have a good job, and a stunning wife who loves you (and can kill people). Life is good, which is why you can't help smiling. Now if you can just get people to actually listen to your opinion things would be perfect.

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Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

88%

The Operative

75%

Capt. Mal Reynolds

63%

Zoe Alleyne Washburne

63%

River Tam

56%

Shepherd Derrial Book

56%

Jayne Cobb

50%

Kaylee Frye

50%

Inara Serra

44%

Simon Tam

44%

Which Serenity character are you?
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(no subject) [Oct. 4th, 2005|04:21 pm]
Wizard
25% Combativeness, 10% Sneakiness, 73% Intellect, 47% Spirituality
Brilliant! You are a Wizard!
Wizards are spells-casters who study powerful arcane magic. While Wizards tend to be pretty fragile, some of those spells can pack quite a punch. Unlike Clerics, Wizards aren’t as good at fixing people as they are at breaking them, so watch where you toss that fireball…
Your most distinctive trait is your intelligence. You're probably well learned and logical, if perhaps a bit fragile.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 3% on Combativeness

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You scored higher than 3% on Sneakiness

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You scored higher than 58% on Intellect

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You scored higher than 57% on Spirituality
Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on OkCupid Free Online Dating
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Whos ready to rock?!? But not too loudly, I'm old. [Oct. 3rd, 2005|08:46 pm]
The Veteran
You scored 76%!
You've picked up the majority of the classic rock basics. You probably have a classic rock collection and can sing along with most of the songs on your local radio station. This is not the highest score, but it is arguably the best: that subtle combination of impressive knowledge and not being a pretentious geek.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 25% on notes
Link: The BASIC classic rock Test written by allmydays on OkCupid Free Online Dating
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Sorry about your face.... [Sep. 16th, 2005|09:03 am]
Everyone wish [info]control_group a very happiest of birthdays! The duty of the birthday kiss administration shall be handled by yours truely, however, birthday spankings are free for anyone to dole out.
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More reasons to go on Atkins [Sep. 8th, 2005|05:55 pm]

Why bread is evil )

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Bleargh! [Aug. 31st, 2005|12:14 pm]

Holy shit balls! )

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Sure her name is spelled wrong, but she IS a Catherine! [Aug. 31st, 2005|12:11 pm]
Katharine Hepburn
You scored 16% grit, 23% wit, 52% flair, and 19% class!
You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test.





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You scored higher than 29% on grit

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You scored higher than 35% on wit

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You scored higher than 93% on flair

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You scored higher than 22% on class
Link: The Classic Dames Test written by gidgetgoes on Ok Cupid
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Ick. [Aug. 26th, 2005|03:55 pm]
Not for all the tea in China or some other analogy of equal value )
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It seems in my case that the terrorists HAVE won. [Aug. 25th, 2005|09:33 pm]
TOTAL RISK
Your exact death odds:
103% NUCLEAR - - 100% BIOLOGICAL - - 96% CONVENTIONAL









The above graph represents your relative likelihoods of death in a terrorist attack, based on all the questions you answered.



TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK

- Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs

- Avoid extremely large sporting events

- Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities



TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS:

- Avoid buses and subways

- Avoid suspicious people

- Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups

- Profile people racially



TO REDUCE BIO RISK:

- Avoid contact with other people

- Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax)

- Avoid drinking tap water.



This test sponsored by DasaniTM.






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You scored higher than 42% on nuclear
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You scored higher than 21% on biological
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You scored higher than 72% on conventional
Link: The Terrorism Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
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Meme fever! [Aug. 19th, 2005|09:22 pm]
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
my answers )
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